Comments on: I Are Smart Too! http://keithgoode.com/2007/07/19/i-are-smart-too/ The personal philosophy of the thinking man's man. Fri, 05 Dec 2008 01:07:19 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.5 By: keith http://keithgoode.com/2007/07/19/i-are-smart-too/#comment-5 keith Thu, 09 Aug 2007 17:14:14 +0000 http://keithgoode.com/2007/07/19/i-are-smart-too/#comment-5 Well, thank you for proving my point. Not a single multi-syllabic word was used in your comment. Though I must commend you for being able to string more than a couple of words together at once. I'm sure that beats your normal use of grunts and hand gestures. But why did you use "..." at the end of your comments and your "name," as if you were going to continue your line of thought? Or is that how you think? A thought pops into that pea-sized brain of yours, and before you can write it all down, it fizzles into nothingness. Here's the truth: You are a classic Internet troll. You lurk on the web, vicariously reading through other people's opinions, and then when you actually have an opinion of your own, you're so unsure of yourself that you won't provide your real name or your real e-mail address. I doubt that's really even your opinion. I'm guessing that you're just trying to stir the shit. You're just one of the millions of people adding proof to John Gabriel's Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory (http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/03/19), which states: (Normal person) + (Anonymity) + (An Audience) = (Total Fuckwad) Listen, "You suck...," leave the thinking to people who are capable of it. The sun in Austin has clearly baked your brain and your cajones away (meaning, I know your IP address and that you're a Time Warner Road Runner customer in Austin, TX). If you want to grow some and have an adult conversation, feel free to include your real identity the next time you leave a comment, rather than hiding behind the security of your anonymity. Otherwise, I'll block your IP, and you'll have to go try to make other people feel as small as you are. Well, thank you for proving my point. Not a single multi-syllabic word was used in your comment. Though I must commend you for being able to string more than a couple of words together at once. I’m sure that beats your normal use of grunts and hand gestures. But why did you use “…” at the end of your comments and your “name,” as if you were going to continue your line of thought? Or is that how you think? A thought pops into that pea-sized brain of yours, and before you can write it all down, it fizzles into nothingness.

Here’s the truth: You are a classic Internet troll. You lurk on the web, vicariously reading through other people’s opinions, and then when you actually have an opinion of your own, you’re so unsure of yourself that you won’t provide your real name or your real e-mail address. I doubt that’s really even your opinion. I’m guessing that you’re just trying to stir the shit. You’re just one of the millions of people adding proof to John Gabriel’s Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory (http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/03/19), which states:

(Normal person) + (Anonymity) + (An Audience) = (Total Fuckwad)

Listen, “You suck…,” leave the thinking to people who are capable of it. The sun in Austin has clearly baked your brain and your cajones away (meaning, I know your IP address and that you’re a Time Warner Road Runner customer in Austin, TX). If you want to grow some and have an adult conversation, feel free to include your real identity the next time you leave a comment, rather than hiding behind the security of your anonymity. Otherwise, I’ll block your IP, and you’ll have to go try to make other people feel as small as you are.

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